he’s a straight white boy, edward, they’re all infuriating.
el muchacho monday…
Yes, come on in!
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Go on.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
@victorianho and @meshikiro since meshi is a pussy and blocked me like a little bitch
literally imposter and teruteru are fat characters. they are fat as in they have double chins. CANONICALLY. i didnt say they lied abt their weight? just said it was weird they put fat in quotations. i know fat people look different but no fat person looks like how they drew imposter and teru? they dont look fat at all. also literally am not sexually harassing anyone, dont start crying wolf about that because it's not fucking funny
if you have something to say say it to me and dont block me you fucking cunt LOL
wow that's really cool by the way did you see that your friend is fatphobic or youre just gonna act like a 12 year old and strawman me
hes not fatphobic he actualy really loves my fat nuts
Every kid had that moment where they realized that the guy who wrote these books was also the creator of Poptropica, and after that life was never the same.
He created poptropica??
Scrolling through tumblr is like being pummeled by bricks
