Hey, people.

Do you read that? “Friendship Goals”?
So, I went to watch Captain Marvel today (and I know absolutely NOTHING about the MCU, this was my first time) with my str8 friends and I was getting so HYPED up about how Carol and Maria are such a wonderful couple and they said, “They are jUsT fRienDs! Why does evEryTHinG have to be gaY?”
Bitch, just imagine if Maria were a guy. A single guy with a kid. Would you have said the same thing????? Would you have said “Omg!!! #FriendshipGoals!!”
Maria and Carol were looking at each other with eyes flowing with love for two whole hours and that’s just friendship??? What the actual fucking fuck.
And Thor looks at Carol this ONCE for 0.000018282 seconds and they are apparently in love??????? WTF???? Bitch why does everything have to be straight?
Let lesbians be gay.



















