why the bleeding hell would you choose “Miles shoplifts art supplies” when “Miles rolls up to the checkout counter fully suited-up like ‘hi im Spiderman and I’d like to buy these 180 markers please here’s my allowance- I mean my paycheck from my adult grownup job’” is infinitely cuter and funnier and also not racist
Miles trying to buy spraypaint in his Spiderman suit because he has a new idea that needs a color he doesn’t have and doesn’t want to go all the way home to ask his parents to get it for him and you can’t exactly card Spiderman
“pay Spider-man in markers“ becomes a meme across the city
Miles’ biggest struggle to hide his secret identity? hiding his implausibly large stash of art supplies
(when caught, he tells his folks “it’s so I could, y’know. Bribe Spidey to keep you safe?”)
Good. Post.
